This is the best thing ever.
I fucking love this website.
My treehouse tattoo by Tara Johnston at Alleged Tattoo in Seattle
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice